Description
I love your teke — I mean, you’re tu meke.
I love your hoo-ha — I mean, you’re haawesome.
Slide this card to your whaiāipo (lover) and watch them blush; a seductive nod that’s as playful as it is provocative. Created for lovers who enjoy a splash of spice in their relationship.
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Our Whakatoi greeting card collection is designed for those who appreciate a good dose of Māori humour, which is distinctly cheeky, witty, savage, smutty, and unapologetically satirical. These bold and playful cards offer an alternative to overly cliché and generic options to reflect this unique sense of humour shared by close friends and whānau.
- Printed in Aotearoa on high-quality matte paper
- Blank inside, allowing room for you to write your personalised spicy message
- Recycled kraft envelope included (made in Aotearoa)
Size: 105mm x 148mm (A6)
Please note that the colours shown on your screen may vary slightly from the printed colour.
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Āta kōwhiria te kaiwhiwhi | Handle with care: Our R18 cards pack a punch. These are intended for your bae (better half, significant other, darling, whaiāipo, sweetheart, lover). If your beloved doesn’t enjoy a bit of cheek or risqué ribbing, you might want to opt for a tamer option. You’ve been warned — spice level is high 
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